I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am...– Augusten Burroughs, Magical Thinking (via foxfaced)
You could have fought for me. You should have fought for me. You never fought for me. Why didn’t you fight for me?
The 36 Rules of Life
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before....
And it’s hard to dance with the devil on your back, So shake him off.
The Funeral - Band of Horses I’m coming up...
i want to go back to greece so much that it kind of really hurts
everyone from high school is getting...
beautifulabsurdity: what the fuck I haven’t even adopted a single cat yet.