June 2012
“Tip toe your fingers
across the globe of my skin
and find a new home.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via finedineonmyvegangenitalia)
denasaur:
you know, fuck you
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things i'm good at doing
watching it’s always sunny in philadelphia
eating ice cream
talking to my dog in a weird voice
no really grandma, my favorite thing is when you ask me why i go to therapy
Why couldn’t we make this work why are you so oblivious and why can’t I let you go
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“Your stomach’s filled up, you’re starved for conversation. You’re spending all...”
– (via burned-gold)
also can i just say that i am fed up with growing up
how terrible it is to love something that death can touch.
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
New Zealand: You have sheep. A lot of sheep.
Minecraft: PAWNCH COWS; GET STEAKS AND LEATHER
desperatedesire-unadmirableplans:
Bite To Break...
like can someone give me $200 so i can fuck & slap my boyfriend ok
labyrintho:
I think I’m just going to say fuck it all and get a degree in running full force into walls BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I FEEL LIKE DOING RIGHT NOW
